This thread is priceless

Kinja'd!!! "Dsscats" (dsscats)
10/21/2014 at 21:32 • Filed to: None

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My favorite quote:

Nothing wrong with that, I'm the fastest guy around 99% of the time, so I pass slow moving vehicles consistently. I get a few fingers from DB's who don't understand to stay out of the left lane, and I am forced to pass them on the right. But nobody actually messing with my car.

If you're the fastest guy around 99% of the time, there might be a problem.....

That was in response to this:

I wonder how many people mistake a person as being a hater for doing something to their BMW, when they are actually just an asshole driver themselves? If you ever park in Handicap, park in 2 stalls, don't use turn signals, ride the left lane(passing lane), don't shoulder check, or do one of the many other douchey things asshole drivers do, than there might be good reason for someone messing with your car. I follow the guidelines of respectful and courteous driving, and I have never had anyone mess with my vehicles.

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DISCUSSION (4)


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > Dsscats
10/21/2014 at 21:42

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Plot twist: it's a 525i.

Honestly, the way I drive, I very rarely use the left lane in the first place. However, that guy does look like a stereotypical d00sh.


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10/21/2014 at 22:09

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Left lane always cause that's where Crown Vic belongs.


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > 
10/21/2014 at 22:55

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Thankfully my Grand Marquis has just enough chrome, leather, and old man miasma to keep it in the right.


Kinja'd!!! I'll take 911 RS for $5000 > Dsscats
10/21/2014 at 22:58

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Reading over that, I'm concerned about how many people suggest physical violence (senseless jokes about murder, broken bones, etc.) for relatively minor things. If it can be fixed with money, it's probably not worth killing someone over...

Edit: That and a lot of ad hominem attacks. Also, I guess I should get the flame suit on...